Another cycle of weirdness, corruption, cosmic radiation, volcano tantrums, and ancient artifacts that raise far too many questions
Your daily dose of natural disasters and amazing phenomena for November 20, 2025...
❄️ Vitamin D Supplement Business, Anyone?
The sun set at 1:36 PM yesterday in Utqiaġvik, Alaska and won’t rise again until January 22.
That’s 63 days of darkness.
Perfect for introspection, depression, and selling Vitamin D gummies at a 400% markup…
🪐 NASA’s 3I/ATLAS Press Conference Was… Absolutely Pointless
NASA hyped up a press conference and then delivered:
One image
Zero new info
A repeat of everything we’ve already known for months
A collective sigh from anyone hoping for answers
Meanwhile…
🇮🇳 India’s space agency actually released a full report saying the comet behaves like a “typical solar system comet.”
NASA + ISRO = “It’s normal.”
Which obviously means it’s probably not normal…
🍖 Maori Cannibalism Was Widespread… and Scrubbed Out of Modern History
New scholarly work reveals:
Cannibalism was common until the 1830s
Hundreds of years of ritual violence
Even infanticide selectively targeting females
It’s almost like erasing uncomfortable history doesn’t make it go away.
Especially the parts you… ate…
👁️ The Golden Ring Seen During Cataract Surgery
Looks holy.
Feels medical.
Represents fluid cleaving the layers of your eye.
Your dad had surgery years ago.
Good.
Tomorrow?
Maybe don’t do it tomorrow…
🧨 Trump Signs Bill to Release DOJ’s Epstein Files
CHEERS!
…with a massive loophole:
The law allows Bondi to redact anything that “jeopardizes an ongoing federal investigation.”
Translation:
“Hope you like PDFs filled with black rectangles.”
Still—victims’ lawyers already have the documents.
And Rep. Thomas Massie said he’ll read the names out loud if needed…
Meanwhile,
Larry Summers resigns from OpenAI board after Epstein Email release. Ah yes, the annual “Another Powerful Man Has Epstein Ties” news cycle continues.
The dominos are falling. Or at least wobbling…
🧝 Brazilian Man Gets Permanent Orc Tusks
A tattoo artist in Brazil got two giant LOTR-style tusks implanted in his face so he can look like a real-life orc.
Future archaeologists will absolutely lose their minds…
🧊 ICE Employee Arrested in Child Trafficking Sting
ICE = Immigration & Customs Enforcement
Turns out: sometimes also “I Collect Exploitation.”
Sixteen arrested…
One was a Twin Cities ICE employee.
Recruiting standards are doing great, clearly…
🌸 Exceptionally Rare Pink Grasshopper Found
Chonky.
Vibrant.
Genetic miracle.
Nature’s “limited edition.”
Also extremely vulnerable to predators because it glows like a neon sign…
🚢 Russian Spy Ship Lasers British Pilots
Pilots get lasered all the time.
Russia laser-tagging the UK isn’t surprising — just deeply annoying…
👽 NASA Cuts ISS Livestream After “UFO” Flyby
Internet: “OH MY GOD THEY CUT THE FEED BECAUSE OF A UFO.”
NASA: “Those are bushfires in Australia.”
Also NASA: “The signal drop was scheduled.”
Everyone else: “Convenient.”
📉 Labor Department Won’t Release October Jobs Report
Shutdown excuse = “data disruption.”
Real excuse = “the numbers were horrific.”
🐢 Mass Turtle Nesting in India
Thousands of Olive Ridley turtles nesting in Odisha.
Yes, this was seven months ago, but we’re celebrating it now because everything else in the world is on fire…
🇬🇧 British Man Filmed Pigs Eating a Ukrainian Soldier — Wants to Come Back to UK
The UK: “No.”
Society: “HELL no.”
Gravity: “Let me help.”
War crimes are not a European vacation…
🌋 Indonesia’s Mount Semeru Erupts — Again
Big ash column (over 6,500 feet into the sky).
Big plume (threatening air traffic).
No reported deaths.
Just another day on the Pacific Ring of Fire…
☁️ Iran Begins Cloud Seeding Amid Historic Drought
Iran is literally spraying the sky hoping it rains.
🦢 12,000-Year-Old Figurine Shows… a Woman and a Goose
Archaeologists: “It’s symbolic.”
Internet: “It’s… something else.”
Natufian culture apparently had… creative ideas about wildlife…
🪨 Laos’ Mystery Stone Jars — Built by Giants?
More than 100 massive stone jars uncovered.
Local legends: “Giants brewed celebratory rice beer in them.”
Archaeologists: “Burial vessels.”
Why not both?
☢️ Ground-Level Radiation Event: Strongest Since 2006
The Nov. 11 X5 flare triggered:
Massive cosmic-ray spike
55–80 μSv/hour at flight altitudes
Memory bit-flip rates of 60 errors/hour/GB
The storm was 2% the strength of the insane 1956 event.
Meaning:
Much.
Bigger.
Solar.
Spankings.
Are coming.
Be ready!
🎁 Curiosity Fuel — Apocalypse Picks of the Day
🧲 Electromagnetic brain manipulation via screens — yes, it’s real…
🐢 Turtles nesting by the thousands — nature still wins sometimes…
🐦 First-ever human H5N5 case — Test everything, because why not add another bird flu?
🛸 NASA cuts UFO stream — internet screams…
🌋 Volcanoes erupting everywhere — Earth’s acne phase continues…
🔚 Outro
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"The Labor Department said Wednesday that it will not be releasing a full jobs report for October because the 43-day federal government shutdown meant it couldn’t calculate the unemployment rate and some other key numbers"
that must be the reason for the shut down, among many others of course.. It is better to close the eyes in order NOT to see how bad everything is.
I don't see a woman or a goose. I see a vulture and something with a trunk like an elephant. BTW, there are clearly vulture-like carvings o Gobekli Tepe, so a vulture would be more in keeping than a swan.