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Your daily dose of weird for June 2, 2025...
🪱 Science or Body Horror? You Decide
If you ever wondered what the mouth of nightmares looks like under a microscope, here it is: the head of a tapeworm.
Now, gaze into the abyss:
💬 Nature’s way of saying: you should’ve cooked that pork.
🐔 Yes, This Happened. No, I Don’t Understand It Either
Raw chickens in diapers perform in German cathedral.
Art or poultry-based sacrilege? A cathedral performance featuring raw chickens in diapers sparked outrage and confusion. Somewhere, Da Vinci weeps.
👉 Lalalalala, Fleisch ist Fleisch = Lalalalala, meat is meat…
💬 Blessed are the diapered drumsticks.
🪨 Rock Meets Human. Human Wins. Barely
Man pinned by 700-pound glacier rock – survives.
An Alaskan man survived being face-down under a 700-pound boulder for three hours in glacier meltwater. The rock is now in therapy.
👉 Resilience: unlocked. Also frostbite...
💬 “Cold comfort” taken literally.
🛰️ Warfare 2.0: Now With Blazing-Fast Internet
Meanwhile, front lines are covered in fiber optic cables.
Drones on the front lines are turning warzones into high-speed data hubs. Because nothing says “combat-ready” like livestreaming from the trenches.
👉 War never changes, but the WiFi sure improves…
💬 FYI: Both Russia and Ukraine use FPV drones that have about 10km of fiber optic cable on them, this fiber optic cable is constantly directly connected to the drone operators, making it completely immune to jamming and EW systems. The cable uncoils from the drone, so as it snags it just continues as normal. Since the cable continuously gets uncoiled, there is very little tension on it. Combined with the cable being very durable, it doesn't break from normal use. The disadvantage is this kind of pollution.
Russian bridges, airplanes, passenger/ freight trains and nuclear submarines exploding, all within 24 hours. What are the future implications coming to your minds?
📵 Forbidden Technologies
Most of their inventors have been suppressed.
👉 Absolutely, we live in a free country…
💬 The last words Mr Myers said was "they poisoned me."
🌌 Skywatchers, Grab Your Binoculars. Also, Your Sanity
Great Hercules Cluster peaks tonight.
Messier 13, aka the Great Hercules Cluster, is at its peak — a glittery ball of 100,000 stars reminding us how small (and possibly doomed) we really are.
👉 The stars are watching. Probably judging…
💬 M13: Now visible. Existential crisis optional.
🏰 It’s Giving Post-Apocalyptic SeaWorld Vibes
Marineland's stage set collapses into surreal ruin.
Canada’s Marineland now resembles the abandoned set of a fish-themed dystopia after its main performance stage collapsed. Somewhere, Shamu is laughing.
👉Nature is healing... or retaliating…
💬 I regret to inform you: the dolphins have unionized. The animals are quarantined behind security gates. A sale is pending, but the animals (3 seals, 2 sea lions, 31 beluga whales and 4 dolphins) must be relocated first. The park will never open again. It’s over (and that’s the really good news).
🏗️ Skyscraper-Tall Bridge Dares Gravity To Try It
China's record-breaking bridge nears completion.
Awe-inspiring (or mildly terrifying), the world's tallest bridge, a giant bridge over the Huajiang Canyon in China, is almost done. It stretches across valleys like a concrete tightrope of human pride. It will shorten the journey from an hour to a minute - over a chasm 625 meters deep.
👉 Soon open for business, acrophobia not included…
💬 Hope you like heights.
💎 Shiny Rocks Just Got Even More Political
Lab-grown diamonds crash natural diamond market.
Thanks to lab-grown gems, natural diamond prices have plunged. The cartel isn't happy. But your wallet might be.
👉 Romance, now with fewer blood mines…
💬 Rocks are forever, unless manufactured. But will one day asteroid mining do the same for gold?
🔥🎸Guess Who’s Pocketing The $100 Million Donated To The Los Angeles Fire Aid Concert
Supposedly charity often scams people.
👉 Nothing is more profitable than a non-profit…
💬Actually, where did anyone think it would go.
🕵️♀️🔑 Mysterious Database Logins: Governments And Social Media In A Digital Hide-and-Seek
Shadowy logins into secret databases leave experts scratching their heads.
Hackers or insiders? Governments or social media giants? Nobody knows, but whoever’s logging in is playing the world’s most intense game of peekaboo with our data. Privacy? Just a nostalgic fairy tale now. Grab your tinfoil hats, folks—Big Data just got a whole lot spookier.
👉 When your password is “password,” don’t be surprised if the CIA RSVPs...
💬 Smile, you’re probably on camera... and the cloud... and some mysterious database.
☢️ The American Public Was Dosed
Without consent… Again.
Between 1951 and 1962, the U.S. set off 100+ nukes in the open air—because what’s better than sharing radioactive fallout with your neighbors? State lines meant nothing; the sky was everyone’s problem. From Nevada to New York, Montana to Mississippi—every corner of the continental U.S. was blanketed.
👉 UMMM… What are the consequences?
💬 Apocalypse, but make it radioactive.
🐟 “Doomsday Fish” Caught Off India’s Tamil Nadu Coast
Watch the sea serpent slither into our dimension.
A rare oarfish — also known as the harbinger of earthquakes and deep-sea omens — was caught by fishermen in Tamil Nadu, promptly triggering the local apocalypse alert system (i.e., everyone panicked on WhatsApp).
👉 When the fish of prophecy shows up, maybe cancel your weekend plans…
💬 Nature’s way of saying: “Brace yourselves.”
🌋 Mount Etna Blows Its Top (Again)
Tourists flee in flip-flops. Sorry but NO! Wear at least sandals.
Italy’s Mount Etna erupted in a cloud of smoke, ash, and collective panic, sending tourists scrambling and flights spiraling into chaos.
👉 Sicily is is now slightly crispier and roaring back to life…
💬 Etna: the original drama queen of volcanoes.
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
🧤 EMP: Save your cars, electronics and homes from electromagnetic obliteration
Protect your gadgets from solar radiation and lightnings. So when the grid fries, at least your air fryer survives. 👉 EMP shield, activate…
💡 Backup Plan: DIY Geiger Counter
Build your own apocalypse-meter at home.👉 Great for dates and fallout shelters…
🧲 Gadget: Gravity-Fed Water Filter
Filters heavy metals, microplastics, and the fluoride mind control. 👉 Get yours on Amazon…
💡 Book: Moon Man
He claims he faked the moon landing. The government says otherwise. Trust no one—especially your bookshelf. 👉 Read it before the Men in Black arrive…
📦 DIY Survival Seed Vault
Grow your own post-apocalyptic salad while society crumbles. 👉 Plant the future (before it burns)…
🎧 White Noise Machine: “Collapse Edition”
Enjoy soothing sounds like “flooded subway” and “geopolitical unrest” while you drift into uneasy sleep. 👉 Sleep through civilization…
🪦 That’s All, Folks (until tomorrow)
So there you have it: another chapter in the absurd epic of modern existence.
The dolphins are unionizing, bridges are mocking gravity, and somewhere a tapeworm is probably laughing at your dinner choices. The apocalypse isn’t coming; it’s already here, just with better WiFi and worse PR.
If you survived this edition, congrats. If not… well, maybe your replacement is reading this right now. Either way, keep your cynicism sharp and your sense of humor sharper — you’re going to need both.
Until tomorrow, don’t trip over the rubble or the fiber optic cables.
✨ Stay weird. Stay awake.
Manuel
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Speaking of "Forbidden Technologies," I wrote up what I know of one free energy technology that went into black projects in 1959. My father worked on it, and My memories start at 1 year old...
Electrogravitics – My Knowledge of Free Energy (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/electrogravitics-my-knowledge-of
"Nukes in the open air" ~ except, these days, it's done with Aluminum / Barium and other toxic cocktails in a process called: CHEM-TRAILING. And some how they get away with it. I guess it's no small wonder, most of the IDIOTS of this generation that "graduate" from high school CAN'T EVEN READ or WRITE.