Did Earth get drunk again?

Your daily dose of weird for May 29, 2025...

May 29, 2025

🎺 Hello again, glitch watchers.

In case you blinked, Earth hiccupped, science did a somersault, and monkeys may be organizing a coup. It’s all here — strange, spooky, and sprinkled with satire.
From tattooed tardigrades to airborne pigeons with a taste for first class, we’ve scraped the bottom of the multiverse for today’s finest madness.

Buckle up, buttercup.

💥Aurora Surprise Attack

⚡️Scientists expected a light show. The Sun said, “Hold my plasma.”

Earth got surprise-slapped by the Sun on May 29, thanks to a sneaky solar wind burst (aka CIR). What was supposed to be a mild mood swing turned into a G3 geomagnetic storm, unleashing dazzling auroras in both hemispheres.

Taken by Gregory Ash on May 29, 2025 @ Ely, Mn

👉 See the lights and blame the Sun…

☀️ Forecast: Charged particles with a 90% chance of jaw drops (C1-C2 magnetic storms) in the hours ahead.

🚨Birdboarding Passes

🕊️ And In-Flight Peanuts Please

In Minneapolis, two pigeons boarded a Delta plane. Yes, boarded. Like passengers.

Security failed to scan their wingspan, and the birds refused to deplane, causing not one, but TWO delays.
👉 Feathered Flight Fiasco…

✈️ TSA now issuing "Birdboarding Passes."

🌌 Cosmic Crack

🪐 Mysterious Object Sends Signals Every 44 Minutes

Astronomers found a strange space object blinking like it’s trying to connect to dial-up. They think it might be a zombie star or alien fax machine.
👉 Space Oddity…

📡 Earth's reply: “New number, who dis?”

🌨️ Sky Rage: West Texas Edition

🍬 6-Inch Hail Beats Up Cars, Roofs, and Egos

West Texas got pelted by hail the size of grapefruits.

Locals called it “biblical,” insurers called it “Tuesday,” and one guy tried to grill one.
👉 When Skies Attack…

💬 Reminder: It’s not weather. It’s God’s weird popcorn machine.

🌍 Earth Is… Peacing Out?

🪨 Africa Is Splitting in Two, Because Why Not

A giant “superplume” of hot rock is bubbling up from deep within Earth’s crust, and it’s literally tearing Africa in half. Geologists say it could eventually create a whole new ocean. Because obviously the planet needs more drama.
👉 Africa's break-up letter to itself…

💬 Earth’s relationship status: “It’s complicated.”

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🖥️ Rent.exe Has Crashed

🏢 Las Vegas Landlords Now Charging Rent for Wi-Fi Molecules

Tenants were stunned to discover "surprise internet fees" quietly boosting their rent. Click on video to watch video on Youtube:

Some say it’s unethical. Others say it's Vegas, baby—where even your router rolls the dice.
👉 Money out of thin air…

📶Next up: Air conditioning fees, hallway tolls, and a surcharge to open your fridge.

📦 Snack-Sized Madness

🔥 Charizard Cheeto Sells for $87,840 – Gotta Eat 'Em All

A Cheeto shaped like Pokémon’s Charizard just auctioned for more than your car.
👉 Spicy story…

💸 Still cheaper than most NFTs, and at least you can eat this one.

👀 Wild Encounter

🐬 900-lb Dolphin Crashes Fishing Trip – Surprise!

One moment: calm seas. The next: dolphin in your lap. Fishermen off New Zealand got an unexpected visit from a leaping sea mammal with no sense of personal space.
👉 Flipper flips out…

🌊 The sea giveth... then body-slams your deck.

🌬️ Cropocalypse Now

💨 Dust Storm Wrecks Illinois Corn Like It Owes the Sky Money

An unexpected dust storm blasted through Illinois, yeeting corn and soybeans into existential crisis.

Local farmers called it “unprecedented.” We call it the sky’s temper tantrum.
👉 What a blast…

🌾The crops never saw it coming, but the tumbleweeds did.

🧬 Science… Probably

🐻 Tardigrades Now Have Tattoos

Chinese scientists just tattooed water bears using electron beams. Apparently, branding the indestructible is the new frontier.
👉 Tiny Inked Freaks…

💀 Still tougher than your gym buddy Chad.

🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day

💡Book: Moon Man: The True Story of a Filmmaker on the CIA Hit List – The only book where fake moon landings and real paranoia high-five.

🧲 Gadget: Portable EMF Detector – Ghosts, weird vibes, your neighbor’s microwave… detect it all.

💦 Essential: Gravity-Fed Water Filtration System – Because when the Earth breaks up with itself, at least your water will be clean.

🧼 Snack: Prepper Food – The freeze-dried nostalgia you never knew you needed.

🔚 Final Thought of the Day

If pigeons are flying Delta and tardigrades are getting tattoos, maybe you're doing fine.
Take a deep breath, look at the stars, and ask yourself: Did Earth get drunk again?

✨Stay weird. Stay loud. Stay mildly radioactive,
— Manuel

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