Don’t trust your vitamins, don’t eat the candy, and definitely don’t believe the deepfakes with heartbeats...
Your daily dose of weird for June 1, 2025...
🔥 Welcome brave readers
If you're still clinging to the illusion of normalcy, allow us to pry your fingers loose. Today’s headlines include heart-pounding deepfakes, weed-laced children’s candy, ancient ghost DNA, gummy scandals, vitamin-induced doom, and the government finally whispering sweet nothings about UFOs to Australia (but not you).
I’m not saying it's the apocalypse… but I’m saying it's giving apocalypse-chic.
Buckle up. Reality’s a glitchy simulation with the snark settings maxed out.
🏫 Archaeological Anomalies
🏺 Lost Medieval Monastery Discovered in Sweden
A history enthusiast's analysis of old maps led to the discovery of medieval monastery ruins in Derome, Sweden. Ground-penetrating radar confirmed it. Somewhere, a librarian is weeping with joy.
👉 Who needs a time machine when you've got vibes and old paper?
💬 Proof that treasure maps aren't just for pirates.
🎭 Mysterious Unknown Humanoid
🧬 Ghost Lineage Found in Tibetan DNA
Scientists discovered DNA in Tibetans that doesn’t match any known group—introducing a “ghost lineage” of mysterious ancient humans. Turns out, the hills really do have eyes (and genetics).
👉 Your ancestors are hiding something…
💬 Family tree just got haunted.
🕵️♂️ ICE Hacks the Matrix
📸 Secret Access to Nationwide Surveillance Uncovered
Turns out, ICE didn’t wait for permission—they just hacked into the nation’s surveillance playground like it’s their personal playground. Expect your every move to be tracked, analyzed, and maybe judged by a robot overlord soon.
👉 Because who needs privacy when Big Brother’s just warming up?
💬 Welcome to 2025: privacy’s dead, and the apocalypse is live-streamed.
🚔 Oozing Liquid Robot Breaks Out Of Jail By Passing Through Bars
🦹♂️ Like a Supervillain Blob
Scientists have developed a metal robot that melts down and slithers through jail cell bars, then reforms itself like it just walked off a Marvel set. Your move, humanity.
👉 Watch the escape…
💬 Skynet just gained oozing capabilities. Sleep tight.
🫀 Deepfakes Now Have Heartbeats
🤖 Yes, the fake people now pulse
Because regular nightmare fuel wasn’t enough, researchers have discovered that AI-generated deepfake videos often include synthetic human heartbeats. This subtle biometric signature could help detect fakes—or just remind us that machines are mimicking our every breath, beat, and existential dread.
👉 Your digital doppelgänger has better cardio than you…
💬 Next up: AI with midlife crises and Spotify accounts.
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🍬 Haribo Gummies Accidentally Get "Extra Happy"
🍭 Yes, that sugar high might’ve been something else entirely.
Haribo just recalled a batch of its “Happy Cola Fizz” gummies because—oops—they might be laced with cannabis. Dutch authorities are investigating, while half the internet asks where to get the unrecalled bags.
👉 The real mystery: why they tasted better with THC…
💬 Slogan update: Kids and grown-ups love it so… a little too much.
🛸 Australia Briefed on UFOs, But Shhh…
👽 Leaked emails reveal secret U.S. briefings to Aussie officials on UAPs
Turns out politicians in Australia were getting the inside scoop on unidentified aerial phenomena while the rest of us were arguing about toast toppings. The U.S. was dishing out confidential UFO PowerPoints, presumably without the probing jokes.
👉 The truth is out there — and apparently has a diplomatic passport…
💬 “No comment,” says every government ever.
⚰️ Multivitamin Use Linked to Higher Death Rates in New Study
💉JAMA Network study finds multivitamin users might be slightly more mortal
So, those daily rainbow-colored pills might be less “boost your health” and more “fast-track to the afterlife.” A massive study found no benefit—and even slight harm—for multivitamin poppers.
👉 Wellness industry: sweating nervously…
💬 Turns out you can’t out-vitamin death. Eat healthy…
💀 Illinois Pushes Assisted Suicide Bill
⚖️ State lawmakers advance controversial right-to-die legislation
Because sometimes life’s just too weird and exhausting to keep up with. Illinois is moving toward making it easier to check out when the absurdity overload hits. A timely reminder that the true rebellion might just be gracefully bowing out.
👉 Exit stage left, but make it legal…
💬 Life: now with an official “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” option.
🌊 That's to stop Godzilla from swimming up their rivers
🌪️ Japan’s Arched Typhoon Floodgates Look Straight Outta Blade Runner
Japan has some seriously aesthetic floodgates that look like they were designed by a dystopian architect with a soft spot for typhoons. These massive arched structures defend against storm surges—but also feel like they might open a portal to a watery underworld.
👉 When Earth change meets mecha-anime vibes…
💬 I just wonder why they are tearing them down…
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
🧤 EMF Blocking Beanie
Block those pesky 5G mind beams while looking like a fashionable conspiracy theorist.
👉 Brain shield, activate…
📦 DIY Survival Seed Vault
Grow your own post-apocalyptic salad while society crumbles. 👉 Plant the future (before it burns)…
🎧 White Noise Machine: “Collapse Edition”
Enjoy soothing sounds like “flooded subway” and “geopolitical unrest” while you drift into uneasy sleep. 👉 Sleep through civilization…
🧲 Gadget: Gravity-Fed Water Filter
Filters heavy metals, microplastics, and the fluoride mind control. 👉 Get yours on Amazon…
💡 Book: Moon Man
He claims he faked the moon landing. The government says otherwise. Trust no one—especially your bookshelf. 👉 Read it before the Men in Black arrive…
🪦 That’s All, Folks (Until the Next Existential Whiplash)
If you’ve made it this far, congrats—you’re either exceptionally curious or just too emotionally numb to panic anymore. Either way, you're my people.
As civilization continues to unravel with a laugh track and a haunted soundtrack, we’ll be here—watching, documenting, and gently mocking the end of days one gummy, ghost gene, and bureaucratic alien sighting at a time.
Until next time: don’t trust your vitamins, don’t eat the candy, and definitely don’t believe the deepfakes with heartbeats.
✨ Stay weird. Stay awake. And maybe build a bunker… just in case.
- Manuel
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Strange Sounds – Reality is glitching, and we’re here for it
In the dark skies of Texas, you can sometimes find some of the most incredible flashes of light. Storm season brings big and powerful storm systems, and above them, the flickers of light known as red sprites. Or a giant red-glowing jellyfish…
oh, one more, the evil hypocrisy of MAHA scam:
U.S. Cancels Contracts Worth $766 Million for Moderna Bird Flu Vaccine After ‘Rigorous Review’
(https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/hhs-cancels-contracts-moderna-bird-flu-vaccine-safety-concerns/)
and 2 days later:
"Moderna Receives U.S. FDA Approval for COVID-19 Vaccine mNEXSPIKE" (https://investors.modernatx.com/news/news-details/2025/Moderna-Receives-U-S--FDA-Approval-for-COVID-19-Vaccine-mNEXSPIKE/default.aspx)
what a bunch of criminals!
I personally don't trust Vitamins. I've been taking Ginseng for 46 years, specifically Panax Quinquefolias (American Ginseng). I've grown older but don't have dementia, diabetes or any other debilitating disease. 2000 years of Chinese pharmacology can't be wrong. Mr. Natural from the Fabulous Freak brothers said about enlightenment : Eat when your hungry, sleep when you're tired. Works for me....