Each facial expression tells a story. Some easier to swallow than others...
Your daily dose of weird for June 12, 2025
š Oprah Introducing Some of her Friends to Each Other
Each facial expression tells a story.
You probably recognized Harvey Weinstein.
The girl next to Oprah is Rita Ora. Honestly, every picture of her seems like a slightly different woman.
The podcast Behind The Bastards did a six part string of episodes on Oprah: Pol Pot got three, but Oprah doubled that.
Oprah is a pretty bad person responsible for MASSIVE HARM to the world and your country, including Dr Oz and Dr (not a medical doctor) Phill.
šMadagascar Makes Waaaay More Sense Now
The fossa is Madagascar's top predator.
The fossa is the only animal that hunts the island's lemurs, able to move swiftly through the trees.
Unlike most animals, it isn't active at a set time, making it cathemeral - it wakes and sleeps whenever it feels like it.
Dang! That kinda explains why lemurs are so freaking neurotic. They have to be ON ALERT 24/7 because big Bossa Fossa does whatever the f*ck it wants, whenever the f*ck it wants.
š§¢This Is Funny AF
Billionaire Walmart heiress Christy Walton is paying for a full page ad in the New York Times entitled āNo Kingsā and MAGA are now calling to boycott Walmart.
But they can't boycott Walmartā¦ The nearest store is an hour away and it's also a WalMartā¦
So MAGA wants kings?
āThe San Jose Galleon Was Sunk by the British Navy Near Cartagena, Colombia in 1708
Itās a treasure trove of about 200 tons of gold, silver and raw gemstones worth $17 billion.
There is an endless fight about it. Colombia wants it, Spain wants it, Bolivia wants it, and the last time a salvor, who had a contract, surfaced with some of the artifacts they were immediately seized by Colombia and he was kicked out of the country. No salvor is willing to engage with this wreck because itās a fucking mess to deal with because of the parties involved. Colombia claims it because itās in Colombia waters, Bolivia claims it because itās from the pillaging of the country, and Spain claims it as a warship and therefore sovereign property of Spain.
Also the ship was located in 1981. Thatās how long this has been going on.
Now the gold from legendary 1708 shipwreck is seen in new imagesā¦
šŖļø20 Minutes of Extreme Weather Disaster
Just for you.
š¬Wow, and Itās Swimming Around Like a Pro Just a Few Seconds After Itās Out
Dolphin gives birth at Illinois zoo while people are observing.
Mom: āItās not coming out. What do I do?ā
Dad: āDo a barrel roll!ā
š§¬Only 15%
23andMe says 15% of customers asked to delete their genetic data since bankruptcy.
Probably is pointlessā¦
šRIP Laika
67 Years ago we sent a Dog on its solo voyage into outer space.
I'll never understand why people are okay with mistreating or sacrificing animals.
We should all give our dog/pets a treato and big hug in her honor. Wish she could have gotten the life she deserved.
Hey friends! I write this content and just ask you to give what you want. Thank you for your supportā¦
š Finally the Third Once in a Lifetime Economic Crisis in Under 3 Decades Is Here
World Bank predicts worst decade for global growth since 60s.
We entered just after the party ended.
ā ļøEmployee Housing Anyone? Check Your Lead Spectrum
Kids allegedly lead poisoned in Yellowstone National Park employee housing.
Well, looking at the buildings, who would have thought?
Insane stuff in the article, including that one of the children has 20 times more lead in her bones than normalā¦
And is has been continually breaking bones since 2022ā¦
Is also killing eagles:
šæAnother Ghost Civilisation Discovered in Colombia
6,000-year-old skeletons found in Colombia have unique DNA.
"We did not expect to find a lineage that had not been reported in other populations," said study author Andrea Casas Vargas, highlighting the surprise of discovering unique DNA that does not match any existing genetic records.
This discovery in the BogotĆ” Altiplano adds another layer to our understanding of ancient human migration, showing how much we still have to learn about our past. It's interesting that these remains date back 6,000 years and offer a glimpse into a population with no known descendants today.
Btw, I also have unique DNAā¦
Meanwhile, more than 100 archaeological structures discovered in the Peruvian Andesā¦
š·ļøThis Is the Blue Tarantula, Poecilotheria Metallica
And it's real.
It is a striking species native to the forests of India, known for its vibrant metallic blue color and yellow leg markings. Critically endangered due to habitat loss, it is popular among tarantula enthusiasts but challenging to keep due to its speed and potent venom. Its existence is well documented in scientific literature and by the IUCN, there is more information about it on Wikipedia or iNaturalist.
āļøAfter Unprecedented Rain and Snow
At least 49 people have died in flooding in South Africa.
As you read here, other bodies are being discovered.
šŖLet the Plasmoid Hunt Begin
A hidden world of solar activity.
Using a new adaptive optics system for the Goode Telescope in California's Big Bear Lake, astronomers newly discovered strange, short-lived object that they named ātwisted plasmoid.ā
Itās nothing like anyone has seen inside the sun's atmosphere before.
Let the plasmoid hunt begin!
š Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
š§¬ Dog DNA Test Kit
Because trusting corporations with your genome went great.
š Now you can find your dog is 3% Neanderthal
šÆļø Soy-Based Exorcism Candle
Blessed by a guy on Etsy. Smells like patchouli and trauma.
š āGuaranteed to clear the roomāspirits optional.ā
š³ļø Black Hole Paperweight
For when your desk needs the gravitational pull of existential dread.
š Stare into it during Zoom calls. Time slows. Sanity bends.
š§ AI Whisper Translator
Wear it and decode what your plants really think of you.
š Hint: Itās mostly judgment.
š Emergency Snake Bite Kitā¦ For Emotional Support
You wonāt survive the venom, but youāll feel prepared.
š Comes in three soothing shades of panic.
āļø Solar-Powered Ghost Repeller
Eco-friendly. Ineffective. Glows faintly when your childhood trauma is near.
š Do not use during eclipses.
The Last Words (for Today)
Soā¦ Madagascarās lemurs are neurotic for good reason, Walmart is being boycotted by people who live inside Walmart, a blue tarantula is out there flexing its venomous drip, and somewhere under the Caribbean, $17 billion in treasure is being claimed by every former colonial power and their ghost lawyers.
Meanwhile, Earth keeps doing its thingāflooding, burning, bleeding lead, and giving birth to dolphin babies while quietly disintegrating under acid rain and solar vomit called āplasmoids.ā
Itās all so chaotic, poetic, and absurdly on-brand for 2025.
Take care of your pets. Watch out for molten sky blobs. Delete your DNA (if you still believe that works). And remember: thereās no kings, but there is a fossa. Sleep with one eye open.
Manuel
"Colombia wants it, Spain wants it, Bolivia wants it, .... "
I guess it's time for me to step in and end this bickering. Just give it to me and forget you ever heard about it.
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Iām thinking that Fossa that looks like itās on steroids, could probably take one of those ripped kangaroos in Australia. ššš