Grab Your Iodine Pills, Duct-Tape Your Windows Shut, and Let’s Doomscroll the Twilight...
Your daily dose of weird for June 3, 2025...
While billionaires repent, toilets rise from the ashes of outhouses, and the government fights clouds with legislation, we—the humble citizens of the end times—scroll through it all, caffeinated and confused. From haunted dolls and dust storms to CIA Jedi mind tricks and data centers drinking rivers dry, today’s headlines are proof that irony died and was reborn as global policy.
Welcome to the end… Grab your iodine pills, duct-tape your windows shut, and let’s doomscroll… together.
💸 Damn, it trickled down straight to Africa!
Yeah some Prince finally got a good response after sending all these E-Mails.
In a move that screams "philanthropy or bust," Bill Gates announced he'll donate nearly all of his $200 billion fortune over the next 20 years to health and education services across Africa. Speaking at the African Union in Addis Ababa, Gates declared, "He died rich" won't be on his tombstone. Instead, he's opting for "He died trying to fix everything."
👉 Or is that donation a way to cover up his vaccine experiments?
💬 Hopefully, the Prince of Nigeria will finally stop emailing me.
💧 Who Needs Water When You Have Data Centers And Hay?
Colorado River basin has lost nearly the equivalent of an underground Lake Mead.
The Colorado River basin has lost 27.8 million acre-feet of groundwater over the past two decades—equivalent to draining an entire Lake Mead underground. According to a NASA study, groundwater is disappearing 2.4 times faster than surface water, thanks to unregulated overpumping, particularly in Arizona. Agriculture, particularly alfalfa farming, and growing demands from data centers are major contributors.
👉 I get a feeling that water will be more and more valuable as time goes on…
💬 I can't stop thinking about how entire wars might happen over it around the world this century.
🕳️ Earthquake Facilitates Prison Break in Pakistan!
100 from 216 still on the loose.
Over 250 inmates escaped from Karachi's Malir prison following an earthquake-induced evacuation. Authorities are now grappling with both natural and man-made disasters.
👉 Next, tsunami alert for Alcatraz…
💬 When Mother Nature opens doors, inmates walk through.
🛸 Annabelle Doll Tours Kentucky!
Visitors are advised to look but not touch.
Artifacts from Ed and Lorraine Warren's occult museum, including the infamous Annabelle doll, are now on display in Kentucky.
👉 Creepy Pasta…
💬 Because nothing says "family outing" like cursed objects.
⛈️ What An Easy Law To Enact!
Louisiana passes bill to ban chemtrails.
Let’s protect our citizens from the sky! Louisiana's House of Representatives has passed a bill banning "chemtrails." State Representative Kimberly Landry Coates championed the legislation, asserting that aircraft exhaust is being used to manipulate the weather.
👉 But how? Ban airplanes in Louisiana? One giant no fly, no land zone…
💬 I wonder what's gonna happen if the "chemtrails" don't stop despite this ban.
🌀 What's a Hurricane Season?
New FEMA chief is unaware of hurricane season…
OMG! Acting FEMA Administrator David Richardson reportedly told staff he was unaware the U.S. has a hurricane season. This revelation comes as NOAA predicts an above-average storm year.
👉 It’s all on purpose, right?
💬 Because who needs disaster preparedness when ignorance is bliss?
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🌫️ Just Don't Forget Your Inhaler!
Florida about to be slammed by Sahara dust storm… and wildfire smoke.
A massive cloud of Saharan dust is barreling toward Florida, promising hazy skies, vivid sunsets, and respiratory irritation. While the dust may suppress hurricane formation, it also brings heat and reduced air quality. So, enjoy the picturesque sunsets—just don't forget your inhaler.
👉 Africa to Florida stratospheric trip…
💬 Nothing says "end times" like a dust cloud from across the ocean.
🚽 It was about time!
After decades of rustic charm, North Dakota embraces modern plumbing.
What a change! North Dakota's historic sites are installing flushing toilets, bringing 21st-century comfort to 19th-century settings. The Welk Homestead State Historic Site near Strasburg is among the first to receive this modern upgrade.
👉 Because even history needs a flush…
💬 Anyway, don’t forget your toilet paper.
🤖 AI Company Unmasked: 700 Humans in Disguise!
AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers.
London-based startup Builder.ai, once valued at $1.5 billion and backed by tech giants like Microsoft, has filed for bankruptcy. The reason? Their so-called "AI-powered" platform was actually powered by 700 human engineers based in India, masquerading as artificial intelligence.
👉 Turns out, the real intelligence was human all along. Who knew?
💬 700 people were valued at 1.5 billion, until the market found out they were humans... I'm starting to think that we may be in the middle of a bubble.
🧬 I didn't know you could make $150,000 selling sperm!
Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition… In the US too, btw.
Lets redefine "paying with your body…" Nigerian college students are reportedly selling their eggs and sperm to cover tuition costs. Each transaction nets them a mere ₦50,000—about $31—highlighting the ethical concerns surrounding the fertility industry in the country.
👉 Link for Nigeria here… They do the same thing for eggs in the US and or sperm in the US and get much more for it (up to $150k).
💬 Because when education costs an arm and a leg, students offer up their genetic material instead.
♿ Hope She Didn’t Have To Pay For The 42 Days!
A woman in a wheelchair who had been stuck on the top floor of a four-story hotel for 42 days due to a broken elevator was finally freed and able to go outside.
Hospitality or hostage situation? A disabled woman was confined to a hotel room for 42 days due to accessibility issues. Her release marks the end of an unintended extended stay that no loyalty program would reward.
👉 Check-in was easy; check-out required a rescue mission…
💬 42 days? Shit. Strap me to someone's back and walk me down the stairs.
⚔️ The Empire Strikes Back
The CIA secretly ran a Star Wars fan site to communicate with international agents covertly… And it didn’t end well…
The CIA secretly operated a Star Wars fan website, starwarsweb.net, as a covert communication tool with its informants. Disguised with images of Yoda and C-3PO, and featuring links to Star Wars games and merchandise, the site served as a digital dead drop for intelligence exchanges. However, this intergalactic subterfuge didn't end well. The network was eventually uncovered by Iranian authorities, leading to a catastrophic breach that compromised CIA operations and resulted in the deaths of multiple sources in China during the early 2010s.
👉 May the Force be with you—but maybe keep your secrets off fan forums.…
💬 Imagine posting some weird fan theory and an agent in Russia thinks it is the CIA telling him to blow up an opera house.
❄️ Greenland’s Ice Quakes
The planet’s subterranean SOS heard for the first time
Scientists have recorded never-before-seen "ice quakes" deep within Greenland's largest frozen river, the Northeast Greenland Ice Stream. By lowering a fiber-optic cable into a 1.7-mile-deep borehole, researchers detected these seismic events, which suggest that the ice stream moves in a jerky, stick-slip fashion rather than flowing smoothly like honey. These quakes have remained hidden until now, muffled by a layer of volcanic particles from a 7,700-year-old eruption of Mount Mazama.
👉 I’ll send an SOS to the world; I hope that someone gets mine…
💬 Because even Earth's frozen arteries have arrhythmias.
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
💡 Backup Plan: Solar/Electric Generators
Power your bunker, doomsday podcast, or emotionally distant LED lights. 👉 Perfect for blackouts, bug-outs, and breakups.
📦 Be Ready: First aid emergency kit
Salvage your dignity. 👉 Prepare the apocalypse one step at a time.
🧲 Gadget: Gravity-Fed Water Filter
Removes microplastics, heavy metals, and maybe the fluoride mind control. 👉 Drink clean while the sky rains fire.
🧤 EMP Shield
Protect your fridge, Tesla, and grandma’s pacemaker from the next solar tantrum or tactical nuke. 👉 When the grid fries, at least your air fryer survives.
📘 Book: Moon Man
He says he faked the moon landing. NASA says “shh.” 👉 Read it before the Men in Black arrive…
🎧 Sleep: White Noise Machine
Includes calming tracks like “crumbling civilization,” “global flooding,” and “supply chain meltdown.”👉 Sleep through the sirens…
🪦 That’s All, Folks (And It Is Only Tuesday)
And so concludes another episode of “As the World Burns.”
We’ve covered billionaires buying redemption, students selling themselves molecule by molecule, FEMA leaders who missed “Hurricane 101,” and the Earth literally screaming beneath Greenland. If none of that sparked a minor existential crisis, congratulations—you’re already post-human.
Until tomorrow, stay hydrated (if you still have water), stay skeptical (because the CIA is into cosplay now), and remember: if you hear whispers from your white noise machine, it’s probably just the doll.
Sleep tight. The apocalypse is on schedule.
✨ Stay weird. Stay awake.
Manuel
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I live in North Dakota and we do have toilets. As well as electricity, running water, the internet..who knew, right? Although I'd love to say I fought a wolf or bear on my way to the mailbox sadly that thrill has not been mine.
But judging from the way those who run the world are doing so, some Mad Max variant may be forthcoming. Frankly Im a bit old for that now. Thanks!
Thanks for the collection of interesting posts, Manuel!! ;-)