Stock up on salmon seeds. Charge your solar generator. And if the sky glows again take a selfie.
Your daily dose of weird for June 6, 2025...
🧖♀️ Next Level Zoophilia
Salmon sperm facial is becoming Hollywood’s latest glow-up.
Somewhere, a salmon is filing a workplace harassment claim. Miley Cyrus is the latest celebrity to slather her face in salmon sperm in the name of glowing skin. The treatment—yes, this is real—involves applying extracted salmon sperm as a facial mask. Apparently, it’s the thing in Hollywood right now. Rich people are just different..
👉 It’s not sushi. It’s skincare...
💬 Because nothing says “luxury skincare” like fish jizz…
Just Watch, Now Fox News Will Start Calling Him a Nazi
They might start burning Teslas too lol
👉 Elon has completely turned on Trump… This is insane…
💬 Or is it another way to crash the economy and Make Amerika Money Again? I’m (and Washington is) crying ‘MAMA’ out loud… And I also remember when I told you so and everybody was bashing me… LOL! After DOGE, Elon has probably a lot of information for blackmailing…
🌲 Twilight Bark? Nope — Twilight Birch
Glowing Trees in Northern Europe Mystify Scientists.
Forests across Northern Europe are now doubling as nature’s nightlights. Thanks to a rare fungal infection, trees are glowing with a soft, eerie bioluminescence — turning quiet woods into rave zones for druids and confused owls. Scientists are baffled. Tourists are enchanted. Moths are thrilled.
👉 Mother Nature's got mood lighting now…
💬 First the mushrooms, now the trees. What’s next? Fluorescent squirrels?
This Drink Will Make You Glow in the Dark
Alcohol made with apples from Chernobyl's restricted zone.
💬 Proudly brought to you by Zeze… Will perfectly rinse your liver…
💥 Bigger Than the Big Bang?
Think "universe-shattering fireball" energy.
University of Hawaiʻi astronomers spotted the largest cosmic explosion ever recorded.
Apparently a supermassive black hole got a little snacky and ate a whole star. The universe burped.
👉 That escalated cosmically…
💬 We’re just specs on a rock inside a snack inside a void. Sleep tight.
I'm Mad
22-year-old dies after being unable to afford asthma inhaler.
Cole Schmidtknecht, a 22-year-old in Wisconsin, tragically died after his asthma inhaler jumped from $66 to over $500 overnight due to an insurance coverage change. Because in late-stage capitalism, you either pay rent or breathe—not both..
👉 He left the pharmacy empty-handed. The system handed him a coffin…
💬 Breathe easy? Not at $539 a puff… Coming soon: Oxygen as a subscription service.
⛪ Confess and Be Sued
Catholic church threatens excommunication over Washington state’s new abuse reporting law.
When divine secrecy meets legal transparency. Washington state now wants priests to report child abuse—even even those made during the Sacrament of Reconciliation. The Catholic Church responded with: “Snitch and you’re excommunicated,” citing the inviolability of the confessional seal. Meanwhile, the U.S. Department of Justice is investigating the law for potential violations of religious freedom.
👉 DOJ’s in the pews, and it’s Church vs. State: Judgment Day edition…
💬 God may forgive, but the state wants a paper trail.
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🐣 Mother Goose Murder Mystery
Weird! Goose Day falls on September 29th…
A goose and her six goslings were found dead in Kansas, and no, it wasn’t an accident.
Locals suspect foul play. (Yes, pun intended.)
👉 Welcome to Honksville: population, none…
💬 2025: even the birds get assassinated.
🍅 And That’s Probably a Record-Breaking Sugo
Tomatina takes Colombia.
Thousands pelted each other with tomatoes during Colombia’s “Tomatina” festival.
The streets ran red.
👉 Squish, squash, splat…
💬 Tomatoes: nature’s original riot gear…
Now the freaking birds have fiber before I do.
In Ukraine, birds use fiber optics from used drones to build nests.
They use it as they would use grass or hair or fur.
👉 They get it faster than humans… Damn animal rights... Why explained here…
💬 When you need a 5G nest for your little tweets…
🎧 Spin the Bottle? Nah, Spin the Decks
Orgy DJ: San Francisco’s Steamiest Side Hustle.
In the Bay Area, DJs are swapping club gigs for kinkier venues—think mansions, warehouses, and Airbnbs filled with consenting adults and a whole lot of latex. DJ J. Maximilian, a veteran of the scene, recalls politely asking guests to stop using his equipment as a support prop during particularly vigorous activities. The playlist? Slow beats, no vocals, and nothing over 120 BPM—because nothing kills the mood like a surprise dubstep drop.
👉 When the bass drops and so do the pants…
💬 “If we do a good job, there’s nobody on the dance floor.” — DJ duo JK47
🏃♀️ Milk Run: Ultra Edition
Breastfeeding Mom Wins 100K Ultramarathon.
Breast milk > Gatorade? Fueled by determination, hormones, and sheer badassery, new mom Stephanie Case ran a brutal 100km ultramarathon and breastfed her baby - Pepper - during the race. Starting 30 minutes behind other runners and taking 3 breaks to nurse, she still clinched first place among female competitors.
👉 When life gives you lactation, run a marathon…
💬 Motherhood: now available in ultra-endurance mode.
🌠 Just a Warning Shot
When the heavens put on a light show, and the Earth holds its breath.
On May 31, Mexico got front-row seats to the universe’s latest tantrum: asteroid 2025 KS8 screamed through the sky, flashing bright and booming louder than your neighbor’s bad taste in fireworks. No casualties, no craters—just a cosmic jump scare..
👉 Earth's trial version of Armageddon, now with free sky effects…
💬 God’s way of saying, “I’m watching… and I’m this close.”
🌈 Earth’s Ghost Glow Returns
Noctilucent clouds are back, baby.
The 2025 noctilucent cloud season has officially begun! These shimmering electric-blue clouds—made of meteor smoke and frozen whispers of water vapor—are haunting skies over the Arctic Circle and beyond. Pro tip: Look west 30 to 60 minutes after sunset when the sun has dipped ~10 or more degrees below the horizon, and hope the sky hasn’t caught fire yet:
👉 It’s all beautiful until the sky starts humming.
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
Don’t be scared—be weirdly overprepared.
🌦️ Weather Station
Track the incoming storm, radiation spike, or frog rain in real-time.
👉 Why wait for the news when you can panic first?
🧲 Gravity-Fed Water Filter
Removes microplastics, heavy metals, and probably fluoride-based brainwashing.
👉 Drink clean while the sky rains fire.
🧪 EMF Radiation
Because glowing in the dark isn't as fun as it sounds.
👉 Pop one and pretend everything’s fine.
💡 Solar/Electric Generators
Power your bunker, doomsday podcast, or emotionally unavailable LED fairy lights.
👉 Perfect for blackouts, bug-outs, and breakups.
🪦 That’s All, Friends (until tomorrow!)
That’s it for this round of civilizational Jenga—where the tower wobbles, but we slap a salmon facial on it and call it "wellness."
As bioluminescent trees light our path into fungal enlightenment, priests face prison time for silence, moms lactate their way through ultramarathons, and billionaires backstab ex-presidents, just remember:
👉 You’re not losing your mind. Reality is just in beta testing.
Stock up on iodine pills. Charge your solar generator. And if the sky glows again—take a selfie.
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"Salmon sperm facials" ~ I can't with this "world" any more. Thank GOD we live 25 miles from town! I wonder how long it will be before ''Salmon sperm facials'' are trending on "Porn Hub" or "Only Fans"? They probably already are...I DON'T want to know! What a sad world we live in.
Minister Marc - my neighbor in southern Missouri (Ozark here) - Manuel put it best...
"God’s way of saying, “I’m watching… and I’m this close.”
Oh mystery Babylon, you wanted to be famous. (Revelation 18)
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