Were These Medieval Metaphors/Jokes Or Did They Actually See Something?

Weird Indeed!

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that many medieval manuscripts depicted humans fighting human-sized snails?

It seems that most of these illustrations come from around the same period of time, just a few decades during the medieval period. They were in manuscripts, prayer books, and other texts that all would have had a relatively small audience. And historians really don't know what they were supposed to mean, aside from a twist on the typical heroic knight fighting dangerous beasts. They speculate it could have simply been satire or a joke (a snail is an absurd foe), or maybe have had some political meaning (snails also represented the Lombards, church), but no one really knows for sure.

Sorry guys! It’s rather medieval shitposts, not cryptids…

Crazy how we've been doodling random/funny stuff since medieval times, wow…

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Catch you later for other interesting stories…

Manuel

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